[cameldairy]

 A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife She
> was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but
> knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the
> newspaper for a ranch hand.
>
> Two cowboys applied for the job: one was gay, the other a drunk.
> She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she
> decided to hire the gay guy, figuring he would be safer to have around
> the house than the drunk.
>
> He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew
> a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch
> was doing very well.
>
> Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have
> done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into
> town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went
> into town one Saturday night.
>
> One o'clock came, however, and he hadn't returned. Two o'clock and no
> hired hand. Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering
> the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a
> glass of wine, waiting for him.
>
> She quietly called him over to her and said,  "Unbutton my blouse and
> take it off," Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."
> Ever so slowly, he did as she asked ."Now take off my socks." He
> removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off
> my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in
> the fire light. She continued, "Now take off my bra." Again, with
> trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
>
> Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into
> town again, you're fired!"

[Hermit]

 

[Wizard]

  :farmer:Nice one

[Hellybee]

Very good 

[sandy]

  I worked in a residental unit with mainly adults who had DOwn Syndrome, I gave o ut the medication in the morning only to be asked by one of the males to "do me up around the back" I said, not sure what you mean, at that he lifted his shirt and he had one of the lady's Bras on...I found it hard not to giggle and asked where he had got it, he calmly said $out of the laundry"

[Rosemary]