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Herdygirl

  • Joined Sep 2011
Re: Mobile 'phones and bra's
« Reply #30 on: July 05, 2015, 06:48:59 pm »
I also keep my money, when I have any, in my bra.......as yet no one has tried to rob me  :'(
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Treud na Mara

  • Joined Mar 2014
    • East Clyh, Caithness
  • Living the dream in Caithness
Re: Mobile 'phones and bra's
« Reply #31 on: July 05, 2015, 07:07:26 pm »
In Leicester, where I used to live, according to gudjurati Asian friends it was referred to as 'the Bank of India'. :roflanim:
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Lesley Silvester

  • Joined Sep 2011
    • Telford
Re: Mobile 'phones and bra's
« Reply #32 on: July 05, 2015, 11:28:39 pm »
I just call it my breast pocket.
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Kimbo

  • Joined Feb 2015
    • Anglezarke, Lancashire
Re: Mobile 'phones and bra's
« Reply #33 on: July 06, 2015, 11:48:21 am »
when I hack in just a T shirt I keep a few  Trebor mints for the ponies in my bra!
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Rupert the bear

  • Joined Jun 2015
Re: Mobile 'phones and bra's
« Reply #34 on: July 06, 2015, 05:02:44 pm »
Quote from: Kimbo on July 06, 2015, 11:48:21 am
when I hack in just a T shirt I keep a few  Trebor mints for the ponies in my bra!

I really do feel obliged to make a "blokeish" reply,   :thinking: , nope better not.

And for the other non bra bearing chaps following this thread take my advice ( I'm not using it ) if you absolutely have to keep your mobile phone intimately close to you  remember to turn off the vibration facility  :innocent:
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Kimbo

  • Joined Feb 2015
    • Anglezarke, Lancashire
Re: Mobile 'phones and bra's
« Reply #35 on: July 06, 2015, 06:35:37 pm »
Ok.... I asked for that  :)
I didn't mean ONLY a T shirt   :dunce:
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sarab

  • Joined Jun 2015
    • New Start, New Life in Bulgaria
Re: Mobile 'phones and bra's
« Reply #36 on: July 07, 2015, 11:33:17 am »
Don't bother with my mobile, but I usually have a camera in there while out and about in the garden....you never know what you will see...snakes, lizards, bee eaters, orioles. Want pics of them all!
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SallyintNorth

  • Joined Feb 2011
    • Cornwall
  • Rarely short of an opinion but I mean well
    • Trelay Cohousing Community
Re: Mobile 'phones and bra's
« Reply #37 on: July 07, 2015, 01:14:54 pm »
Quote from: sarab on July 07, 2015, 11:33:17 am
Don't bother with my mobile, but I usually have a camera in there while out and about in the garden....you never know what you will see...snakes, lizards, bee eaters, orioles. Want pics of them all!

Quote from: Edward Lear
There was an Old Man with a beard,

Who said, "It is just as I feared!—

Two Owls and a Hen, four Larks and a Wren,

Have all built their nests in my beard.

Just working on a modern version...

There once was a smallholder's bra
Which travelled both nearby and far
When used as a purse
It held snakes, lizards and worse
What finds in that smallholder's bra!
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Live in a cohousing community with small farm for our own use.  Dairy cows (rearing their own calves for beef), pigs, sheep for meat and fleece, ducks and hens for eggs, veg and fruit growing

Fleecewife

  • Joined May 2010
    • South Lanarkshire
    • ScotHebs
Re: Mobile 'phones and bra's
« Reply #38 on: July 07, 2015, 01:57:44 pm »


There once was a farmer from Doune
who found that her bra was a boon
She carried some eggs, all her keys and spare pegs,
foot spray and shears, old twine, tags for ears,
some packets of seeds and a spray for the weeds,
a bottle of milk and things of that ilk,
and now there's a chick in there too.
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Do something today that your future self will thank you for - plant a tree

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SallyintNorth

  • Joined Feb 2011
    • Cornwall
  • Rarely short of an opinion but I mean well
    • Trelay Cohousing Community
Re: Mobile 'phones and bra's
« Reply #39 on: July 07, 2015, 02:24:16 pm »
 :roflanim:

Bravo FW, bravo!   :roflanim:
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Don't listen to the money men - they know the price of everything and the value of nothing

Live in a cohousing community with small farm for our own use.  Dairy cows (rearing their own calves for beef), pigs, sheep for meat and fleece, ducks and hens for eggs, veg and fruit growing

Fleecewife

  • Joined May 2010
    • South Lanarkshire
    • ScotHebs
Re: Mobile 'phones and bra's
« Reply #40 on: July 07, 2015, 05:06:21 pm »
 :bow:
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"Let's not talk about what we can do, but do what we can"

There is NO planet B - what are YOU doing to save our home?

Do something today that your future self will thank you for - plant a tree

 Love your soil - it's the lifeblood of your land.

sarab

  • Joined Jun 2015
    • New Start, New Life in Bulgaria
Re: Mobile 'phones and bra's
« Reply #41 on: July 07, 2015, 06:07:36 pm »
Very clever. :thumbsup:
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Lesley Silvester

  • Joined Sep 2011
    • Telford
Re: Mobile 'phones and bra's
« Reply #42 on: July 08, 2015, 12:04:03 am »
Love it, FW. Next Poet Laureate coming up.
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