I shall immediately say twelve Hail Marys. And beat myself with a birch branch whilst whistling the national anthem of Peru and holding a giant by its udder
OK apology accepted, but only if it's a giant goat, and you video the whole thing, whilst also emptying a bucket of iced water over your head for no apparent reason. (I'm sorry - I'm just bored with the standard ice bucket stuff now, but the iced goat birch branch national anthem of Peru bucket challenge sounds a whole lot more interesting!!

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Izard - What do you mean screwy? It's a fairly standard font. If it's too small for you, you should be able to zoom in on your browser by either pressing ctrl and +, or holding down ctrl and using the whirly wheel on your mouse if it has one?
Does that help any?