[Snoopy]

I have kleptomania,
But when it gets bad,
I take something for it. 

 
 

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.
 

 

Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French and
It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss and
It's all organized by the Italians.
 


Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! 
 

 

My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
 


Welcome to UHURU Set your watch back 20 years.
 

 

A bartender is just a pharmacist
With a limited inventory

 
 

I may be schizophrenic,
But at least I have each other. 
 

 

I am a Nobody..
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect.
 
One for Camel Dairy:-
KENTUCKY:
Five million people,
Fifteen last names.
 

 
 

In Memoriam

 
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.   Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93.   The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.  They put his left leg in.  And then the trouble started. 

 
 

 

I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE
Sometimes I even put it in the food. 
 

Money isn't everything,
But it sure keeps the kids in touch.
 

 

Reality is only an illusion
That occurs due to a lack of alcohol. 
 

Don't sweat the petty things.
Don't pet the sweaty things.
 

 

Corduroy pillows are making headlines! 
 

I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car. 
 

 
 
 

[HappyHippy]

[little blue]

[MiriMaran]

 

[doganjo]

[Rosemary]

 

[sandy]

  When I was at Uni, we got into groups and collectively got out books from the uni library, I had a letter from the Uni saying a Book on schizophrenia was due back...well I had not taken it out, and my friend said she had not taken it out either....so who had??? i went on to work with lot's of schizophrenics and loves it!!!!!! INTERESTING