yep....didn't you know , things go better with COKE....I think there was more aspertame in diet Coke than in diet Pepsi ......( insert picture of me dancing on the ceiling !!)( Lionel Richie must be Donald Rumsfelds illegitimate son) ....I think Michael Jackson had been on neat aspertame since the late 70's . So much so that his brain spontaneously combusted in 1984 while making a Pepsi advert (maybe there is more aspertame in Pepsi after all ?) , he was therefore buried without his brain, which had been missing since incineration in 84 , hence him acting like a complete muppet (or should that be puppet ? he did look like Pinocchio after all !! ) for the last 25 years .
"I've got no strings blah blah blah......"
cheers
Russ
