[cameldairy]

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber

ran out of a bank and shot her three  times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were

 OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in, because it was too risky to operate.

 She ultimately gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.


 
All was fine for 16 years when one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's

wrong?' asked the  mother. " I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out,"

replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and  explained what happened

16 years ago.


 
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room  in tears. "Mom ,

 I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."  Again the mother told her not

 to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.

 

 A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay", said the Mom,

" know  what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."
 
"No,'"said the boy, '" was playing with myself and I shot the dog!"

 

[sandy]