[sandy]

Voice text's are funny, my daughter sent one and it was a computerised voice, funny to hear a female Steepen Hawkins say " love you mummy" I rarely text, used to text when my OH worked in a small office in housing, some bright spark somehow changed my partner and his admin workers phones over so I was sending slightly "rude" texts to the Admin man who had a mild form of Autism...he wondered who was sending them !!!  Another funny text my partner got was again, from his mates in housing, we had just moved and he said to me, someone has mistakenly sent me a strange text  it said " Happy Easter from Marge and Jim at the Alzheimers Society" it was Christmas so I saw the joke instantly but my OH took ages to click on

[doganjo]

That RTFM one has been quoted at me on countless occasions by my techie son.  Mainly because I fiddle around with new things rather than sit down and read how it is supposed to work

[northfifeduckling]

Farmer - my mum used to be a teacher - she made her kids pay for swearing in class or on school grounds. At the end of the year the worst culprits had paid for the whole class's treat, like a visit to the ice cream parlour. It actually worked as nobody fancied paying for everybody else,  .
I text only when I can't avoid it, but then in proper style. For that it takes me ages to finish one message...I hate if I can't understand what someone wants to say! Teenage language code, arrggh! (I know I'm not supposed to) 

[Farmer]

Understand their text!!... I can't even understand what the say when they talk!!! Ya-No-Wha-A-Meen-Bro!!!

Sorry Northfifeduckling

Farmer 
 

[sandy]

Seen a great Aussie video on You tube about a young person talking, I love Kevin and Perry go large, so accurate!!!

[northfifeduckling]

 

[Rosemary]

Another one - PONTI Person of no tactical importance. Army one but relevant in civvy street too!

[JulieS]

My teenage sons laugh when I try to text them.  I insist on writing everything in full, with proper punctuation and spelling!