Lill, you're a demon turkey despatcher/plucker/drawer etc etc!
Daddymatty, I'm far, far away, unfortunately, so you can't come and deal with all the cockerels unless you're passing nearby Dunfermline on a holiday to Scotland, which quite frankly, you should. I have a ridiculous number of the unproductive, greedy male bastards, which really ought to be in the freezer. Siggghhh.