I saw this and thought it rather apt.....
A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He answers 'Yes - caffeine'
'Have you ever been in the services?'
'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, 'Yes 100%...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'
The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM,why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM ?' '
'This is a council job,' the interviewer says.'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that.'
(many a true word spken in jest
)
cheers
Russ
Topic: council job application (Read 4706 times)
