[tizaala]

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you
would have £49.00 today.

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have
£33.00 today.

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you
would have £0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased£1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,

then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received a £214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

A recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!

[sam.t]

 

[Rosemary]

 

[deepinthewoods]

i knew i was being wise with my money!!!

[yankieGirl]

That was Great!!!!! 


I have been following your posts on the economy and riots thread.  I like the way you think!

[Sandy]

BUT...IF we had some money now, we could certainly make some profit in the future!! 

[deniseg4]

I wish I had £1000 to even think about spending   

[MikeM]

so if you brew your own beer are you worse or better off?

[HappyHippy]

If you brew your own beer are you sober enough to care 

[MikeM]

sometimes barely sober enough to even write.