[sam.t]

Trev died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.


...The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, John and Kevin.


The three men had always done everything together.

John arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet John said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and John said, 'Nope, ain't Trev.'

The mortician thought this was rather strange.

So he brought Kevin in to confirm the identity of the body.

Kevin looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Kevin said, 'No, it ain't Trev.'

The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'

Kevin said, 'Well, Trev had two ar*eholes.'

'What? He had two ar*eholes?' asked the mortician.

'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:

There's Trev with them two ar*eholes.'

[Rosemary]

 

[littlemisspiggy!]

 

[Daisys Mum]

 

[tizaala]

Very good, I haven't laughed like that since Amy Winehouse died... excellent.

[Maggie]

Whoah there..........not nice

[Sandy]

  Amy had her problems but she was talented, her music will live on and on, I shall be playing some tonight...the joke was funny though (not the bit about Amy bless her troubled mind)

[deepinthewoods]

''What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson? Clarkson is still on Top Gear xx''

[jameslindsay]

''What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson? Clarkson is still on Top Gear xx''

Sorry a young life was lost here, no matter the reason it shouldn't be a laughing matter.

[deepinthewoods]

im a big fan and its a total waste of an amazing talent, tho im pretty sure shed have been crackin a joke or two...