Smudge decides hes lonesome so keeps a weaner. He bottle feeds it, dresses it like a human and trains it to walk on its hind legs. After awhile it learns to cook, clean and do the farm accounts.
It grows into the ideal companion, doesnt argue like a woman would, drives a tractor and the Landy and works a 17 hour day for free.
After they have seen the accountant, Smudge decides to treat the pig to a pint and they drive to the local. Smudge gives the pig a few quid and the pig goes to the bar, buys a few halves, some scratchings and sits at the table.
All of a sudden theres a great commotion outside, everybody runs out to find a bus on its roof having rolled on a corner. The pig jumps into action, giving first aid and calling the ambulance on its mobile phone, then directing traffic.
One old boy says to a proud Smudge "clever pig you got there" Smudge replies, "aye, raised it meself, it does owt and everything". The old boy thinks a minute and says to Smudge, "whys it only got three legs then"? Smudge taps his nose and says " well you dont eat a pig like that all in one go now do you"?
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