Broken bones !!!
I will push my luck and say that at the moment , I don't have any actually broken !!
However !! over the years I have broken just about every bone that is possible to break.
I had a m/bike smash (well a few actually) , and broke both ankles , both wrists , both collar bones , both cheek bones ,jaw, left leg lower , right leg upper ,fractured pelvis , and fractured skull twice.
I also had a mahoosive car smash in '83 , in which I crushed : 2 vertebrae in my neck , 3 in my back and twisted the spine between the two places . I also broke both collar bones , my sternum , most of my ribs , my shoulder blade , both wrists , every bone in my right hand plus split it in half like a bun !! Both cheek bones smashed and shifted back 1/4" , both sides of my jaw ,my nose and ripped off 1/2 my face ( luckily they stitched it back on ok !!! lol) .I also broke my pelvis both sides , fractured both thighs the left knee and both ankles . My skull was also smashed to bits and actually popped open fully at the top/back .
Since then I have had the ligament pop in my left knee 3 or 4 times , and dislocated god knows how many joints .
I now go very careful !!! I walk very steadily as bits are likely to start dropping off !!!
I suffer terrible vertigo , due the the head injury , and I have an on/off limp that drives me potty. I have permanent double vision , some days worse than others, and I get severe headaches also due to the head injury .
I hate winter , as every bone in my body screams out in agony and I detest ice , as sods law, I will go arse over tit on ANY that is about . I don't bounce anymore ... I just go 'thud' and then the long drawn out moan of agony !!!!!!!!
But on the bright side .. I can still walk , 6 miles+ a day , I can shift most things , although car engines are out !!! , and I have learnt how to do most things , just in a different way to how I used to do them .
Yep we all get by , and make do and mend . I like to think I can cope with anything ...apart from loud music !!!

cheers
Russ