As it's just past Burn's night....
A hungry student walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow.
He sits at the counter and notices a massive biker with his tatooed
arms folded, staring blankly at a steaming bowl of chilli.
After a few minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the hungry
> student bravely asks,
> "If that's too hot for you, mind if I eat it for you?"
The biker slowly turns his head toward the young bloke and says, "Nah,
> ye can gang aheid."
Eagerly, the young bloke reaches over and slides the bowl over to
his
> place and starts spooning it in with delight.
>
He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the
> chilli.
>
> The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chilli back
into
> the bowl.
>
> The biker says, "Aye, that's as far as I got too."
>