[robert waddell]

As it's just past Burn's night....

 A hungry student walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow.

 He sits at the counter and notices a massive biker with his tatooed

 arms folded, staring blankly at a steaming bowl of chilli.

 After a few minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the hungry

> student bravely asks,

> "If that's too hot for you, mind if I eat it for you?"

 The biker slowly turns his head toward the young bloke and says, "Nah,

> ye can gang aheid."
Eagerly, the young bloke reaches over and slides the bowl over to
his

> place and starts spooning it in with delight.

>

 He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the

> chilli.

>

> The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chilli back
into

> the bowl.

>

> The biker says, "Aye, that's as far as I got too."

>

[Rosemary]

Yeuch but funny