[sheila]

TELL ME THIS  WON'T HAPPEN TO US!!!

A little old lady  was going up and down the halls in a nursing  home.  As she walked, she would flip up the  hem of her nightgown and say “Supersex.”
She walked up to an elderly man in a  wheelchair.  Flipping her gown at him, she  said, “Supersex.”

He sat silently for a moment or  two and finally answered, “I'll  take the soup.”

[knightquest]

 

When my nan was in a nursing home, she sat in bed and her top came open. When I pointed this out and told her to cover up, she opened it out and shouted

"What they can see, they can suck!"

There my friends is the funny side of dementia......................I nearly died laughing along with her. She found my moms reaction soooo funny. It was so out of character for her.

I loved that lady! She couldn't remember my name but liked to call me a 'Blast-Furnaced-Faced-Looking-Bucket'.

Wish she could still do it now.

Ian

[Sandy]

My senile nan thought she was in a brother not the convent home, she never swore but how she did in her last few months bless her!