[sheila]

     How to keep a woman happy....  
 

  
 It's not difficult to make a woman happy.A man only needs to be:
 
1. A friend
2. A companion
3.. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6.. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9.. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate
 
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
 
45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
 49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls
 
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
 
51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
 53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
 
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
 
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
    

  


 
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY


  

1. Leave him alone  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

[manian]

very good

[HappyHippy]

I'd agree with that 

[knightquest]

Can't argue.....very good

Ian

[RUSTYME]

yep sounds about right .... one question though ..... why is the first list so short ? 

cheers

Russ

[Sandy]

I think men need more than one thing on that list!!!!

[moorlander]

You forgot to add "Be totally obedient" to the long list.

[faith0504]

superb