[sheila]

To my friends who enjoy a glass of beer...

And those who don't and are always

seen with a bottle of water in their hand.



As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.



In a number of carefully controlled trials,

Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink

1 litre of water each day,

At the end of the year we would have absorbed

More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria

Found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.



However,

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer

(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)

Because alcohol has to go through a purification process

Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.



Remember:

Water = Poop,

Beer = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid,

Than to drink water and be full of ****.



There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service!

[doganjo]

 

[Rosemary]

 

[moorlander]

Most reassuring - I will heed your wise counsel.

[faith0504]

very good