Author Topic: my how you've changed!  (Read 2557 times)

sheila

  • Joined Apr 2008
  • Mablethorpe Lincolnshire
my how you've changed!
« on: December 03, 2010, 11:21:38 am »



















A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.           
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> While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"               


God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."         
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> Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.                     
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> After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.     
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> Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"           


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> God replied: "I didn't recognize you."
 
 
 
 
 
 


sheardale

  • Joined Apr 2009
  • Dollar, Clacks, Scotland
Re: my how you've changed!
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2010, 04:16:38 pm »
very good indeed

little blue

  • Joined Jun 2009
  • Derbyshire
Re: my how you've changed!
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2010, 04:50:03 pm »
:)   heehee!!
Little Blue

Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Re: my how you've changed!
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2010, 04:58:34 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D

JulieS

  • Joined Mar 2009
  • Devon - EX39 5RF
    • Ford Mill Farm
Re: my how you've changed!
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2010, 08:05:49 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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faith0504

  • Joined Aug 2010
  • Cairngorms
  • take it easy and chill
    • blaemuir cottage
Re: my how you've changed!
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2010, 08:08:34 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

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