Author Topic: christmas cheer  (Read 2829 times)

sheila

  • Joined Apr 2008
  • Mablethorpe Lincolnshire
christmas cheer
« on: December 09, 2010, 10:14:27 pm »
THIS IS PRETTY FUNNY STUFF...


When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not
produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel
the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother
was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them
were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and
were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the
sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the
ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a
shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves
had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration,
he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds
of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get
the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the
door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great
big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this
a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like
me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Not a lot of people know this.

CameronS

  • Joined Aug 2009
  • North East Fife
Re: christmas cheer
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2010, 10:18:04 pm »
 ;D   ;D  ;D

knightquest

  • Joined May 2010
  • Birmingham
    • Knight Pet Supplies
Re: christmas cheer
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2010, 11:37:48 pm »
 :D ;D :D

Ian
Ian (me), Diane (my wife) and 4 dogs. Ollie (Lab mix) , Quest (Malamute), Gazer and Boris (Leonbergers)

Jackie

  • Joined Nov 2009
Re: christmas cheer
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2010, 05:12:03 am »
hehehehe

I love these posts by you Sheila, keep them coming!  ;D ;D

faith0504

  • Joined Aug 2010
  • Cairngorms
  • take it easy and chill
    • blaemuir cottage
Re: christmas cheer
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2010, 09:02:17 am »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Re: christmas cheer
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2010, 09:24:58 am »
Ho, ho, ho!

 

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