Oh welcome to the wonderful world of ducks

you gotta love ehm. Well after me ranting

My neighbours probably think I'm mad

my favorite and most used evening Fraze's
1/ Get to bed or your dead before the sun comes up
2/ If a bloody fox was here you wouldn't be so determined to not go to bed
3/ how long do i have to go round and round the pond like a complete T&^%$
4/ your doing this deliberately and it ain't funny anymore; ITS BLOODY RAINING

5/ Get in the house or my bloody freezer the choice is yours!
Patience and cunning in short