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Dangermouse

  • Joined Feb 2010
Lost Grandson?
« on: November 09, 2010, 09:05:03 am »
My small grandson got lost in the new Liverpool One shopping centre.  He approached a security guard and said, "I've lost my Granddad."

The guard asked, "What's his name?"

The child replied, "Granddad."

The guard smiled asked: "But what's he like?"

The little angel thought for a moment and then replied, "Red wine and women with big tits."

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Sandy

  • Guest
Re: Lost Grandson?
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2010, 09:13:59 am »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Sylvia

  • Joined Aug 2009
Re: Lost Grandson?
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2010, 10:10:43 am »
A chip off the old block?? ;)
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Dangermouse

  • Joined Feb 2010
Re: Lost Grandson?
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2010, 10:24:01 am »
Quote from: Sylvia on November 09, 2010, 10:10:43 am
A chip off the old block?? ;)

In the short time I have been here you know me so well  :D
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Daveravey

  • Joined Jul 2009
    • Fife
Re: Lost Grandson?
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2010, 11:32:54 am »
You've redeemed yourself with that one mouse   :D
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Dangermouse

  • Joined Feb 2010
Re: Lost Grandson?
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2010, 12:49:47 pm »
Quote from: Daveravey on November 09, 2010, 11:32:54 am
You've redeemed yourself with that one mouse   :D


 ;) ;) ;) ;)
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Hilarysmum

  • Joined Oct 2007
Re: Lost Grandson?
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2010, 05:03:51 pm »
Brilliant
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Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
    • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Re: Lost Grandson?
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2010, 07:21:39 pm »
  ;D ;D ;D and just a little bit  :o
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knightquest

  • Joined May 2010
    • Birmingham
    • Knight Pet Supplies
Re: Lost Grandson?
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2010, 07:24:11 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D

Ian
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Ian (me), Diane (my wife) and 4 dogs. Ollie (Lab mix) , Quest (Malamute), Gazer and Boris (Leonbergers)

piggy

  • Joined Oct 2008
Re: Lost Grandson?
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2010, 09:12:56 pm »
  :) :) :):)
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sheardale

  • Joined Apr 2009
    • Dollar, Clacks, Scotland
Re: Lost Grandson?
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2010, 10:19:46 pm »
another good one                 ::)
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