[sheila]

You’ve got to love the Irish logic.
 

A TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED IN  IRELAND ....
You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programmes.

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the
main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with
a farmer who may have some theories on the matter....

The interview was as follows: ....

The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources
of Mad Cow Disease.. Can you offer any reason for this disease ? "

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: ...............
"Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year ?”

Reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information…
but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"

Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day ? "

Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point ? "

Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam.
Just imagine, if I was playing with your udders twice a day....
and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad ? "

The program was never aired…..