Author Topic: Dr Dolittle (Read 4030 times)

Bionic · « **on:** December 11, 2011, 08:53:16 am »

Mel Rice started a thread in horses about her horses 'talking' to her and I wondered what we think our animals would be saying if they could talk.

Archie (new puppie) - Why do you keep shouting at me?
Cleo (old and wise cat) - Why did you bring that puppy into MY house. I will camp out in the bedroom for some peace and quiet.

Sally

feldar · « **Reply #1 on:** December 11, 2011, 11:45:20 am »

Meg my collie " i love you soooo much i'm going to get under your feet and trip you up"
Chez other collie " walk me walk me, food, i love you, OOOOh there goes a rabbit"
Betty, Sally and Eric pigs " for God's sake woman hurry up and feed us"
Sheep do sheep think? probably " where can i go to die today"

Bionic · « **Reply #2 on:** December 11, 2011, 12:37:33 pm »

Quote from: feldar on December 11, 2011, 11:45:20 am

Sheep do sheep think? probably " where can i go to die today"

Oh, that sounds sooo sad

Crofter · « **Reply #3 on:** December 11, 2011, 04:18:18 pm »

I think it's more like "where is the most inconvenient place I can be found dead today"!

All of our cats " Servant......SERVANT!!!"

Agressive Goose " As soon as you turn around I'm going to get you"

Calves "Is that bucket for me? Is it? Is it?"

little blue · « **Reply #4 on:** December 11, 2011, 04:24:27 pm »

pigs .. "food... food ... FOOOOOD!!!" or sometimes "just a little closer..." then *SPLASH!* with mud!

actually, thats what most of them say!

Though they'll all say "hello" back when I say it! Really!

And the stumpy cat ... "feeeed me, feeeed .. ooh look, a squirrel!" (half wit!)

ellisr · « **Reply #5 on:** December 11, 2011, 05:10:25 pm »

Horse - mum the clouds are grey it may rain I realy don't want to go in the field......ooooh food in the field well I will just pop out then but be back in 5 minutes or I'll shout for you

Chickens - food...worms.....oooohhhh birds flying over...food....go change my bedding I'll enjoy pulling it all out

Pigs - Muuuuuuummmmmmm Fooooddddd

Sheep - ooohhhh food now where is the closest fence to get stuck in

Kittens - I'll climb up the tree cos it is sooo much fun and then I'll call mum to get me down.

Minty (collie) - ball ball ball ball ball

Rusky (old dog) - will somebody take him(minty) to the vets he is mentally unstable and I can't take it anymore, if you don't I'll sit on him again to keep him still

SallyintNorth · « **Reply #6 on:** December 11, 2011, 11:44:47 pm »

Quote from: Crofter on December 11, 2011, 04:18:18 pm

Calves "Is that bucket for me? Is it? Is it?"

Love it.

Skip (wise old collie) "Love you love you love you, no sheep? FInd RATS"
Dot (younger collie bitch) "Love you love you, you love me more than HIM don't you? PIGGIES!!!! Need to STARE at them ALL day VERY hard. QUAD BIKE!!!!!!! Off to sheep, off to sheep, off to sheep!!!! Don't wait for HIM, don't need HIM"

Bionic · « **Reply #7 on:** December 12, 2011, 07:48:11 am »

Dot sounds like a reach character

Bionic · « **Reply #8 on:** December 12, 2011, 07:49:57 am »

Quote from: Bionic on December 12, 2011, 07:48:11 am

Dot sounds like a reach character

That should have said a real character. Didn't notice until I had pressed the button

princesspiggy · « **Reply #9 on:** December 15, 2011, 09:37:25 pm »

lhaso apso - why cant i sleep on the ironing pile?
labrador - i love u , i love u , u are wonderful, whats for dinner?
gsd - come on, lets go, lets go, wer such a great team and u love me the most!

Cinderhills · « **Reply #10 on:** December 15, 2011, 10:05:30 pm »

Bionic - this is a brilliant idea.

Meg

- "Chicken poo, where are you?" and "Why does mummy keep kissing me ALL THE TIME?"
Tinker

- "Just scratch me under the chin one more time, pleeeease." and "Food, food, food pleeeease." (He's quite polite)

thestephens · « **Reply #11 on:** December 16, 2011, 12:32:46 pm »

roxy (mummy pig) "cant beiieve you took away my babies from me!!!!"

Piglets fooooooooooood and to our black lab "your not our mum" as they chase her trying to get milk from her!

Beldie (very free range hen) im hanging onto this tree branch for grim death in this wind.....but im not going in your chicken shed!