No one saw who did it, but someone stood on the van last night, before dark. I have a feeling it was Billy, the castrated white billy. He used to get in the workmans van at his old home, and probably thought he could do so here, only he was at the wrong end. All the bonnet has scratches. OH has been polishing them out!!
And someone has been in the orchard, and eaten all the blackcurrants, currants, stalks, in fact the bushes are bare. Think that could be the pygmy brigade.