But the case of the missing pigs is baffling
No way anyone would get the chance of more than one theft from me - we'd start sleeping in the shed
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Thats becuase, Happyhippy, you are a tender loining pig keeper
I think the old ham who kept the pigs should shoulder the blame and be put through the mincer, Lets hope that some brawny farmer will bring home the bacon on this one