I am totally tired out, my lovely wife broke her arm last week so I have had to take over I did not realise how much she did for me, now I have to do it for her, spoiling her rotten, I let her have the remote control until 6.30 every day and put the ironing board up for her as she really struggles with that but she has got the hang of opening the beer can although she spills it when its poured.
(not written seriously, I am DEFINITELY not an MCP) and really feel sorry for her in her current pedicament