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Womble

  • Joined Mar 2009
  • Stirlingshire, Central Scotland
Re: *sigh* Get orrff my land!!
« Reply #30 on: May 21, 2013, 03:50:50 pm »
Have you thought about getting one of these made up to go with the bullocks?
 
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happygolucky

  • Joined Jan 2012
Re: *sigh* Get orrff my land!!
« Reply #31 on: May 21, 2013, 05:57:37 pm »
 :roflanim:

sabrina

  • Joined Nov 2008
Re: *sigh* Get orrff my land!!
« Reply #32 on: May 21, 2013, 07:07:58 pm »
 :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim:

Sudanpan

  • Joined Jan 2009
  • West Cornwall
    • Movement is Life
Re: *sigh* Get orrff my land!!
« Reply #33 on: May 21, 2013, 07:26:05 pm »
 :roflanim: :roflanim: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :roflanim: :roflanim:

shygirl

  • Joined May 2013
Re: *sigh* Get orrff my land!!
« Reply #34 on: May 21, 2013, 08:09:56 pm »
can u not put some hungry boisterous boar stores near the entrance where he comes in? a thin strip behind electric fencing?
 :roflanim:

happygolucky

  • Joined Jan 2012
Re: *sigh* Get orrff my land!!
« Reply #35 on: May 21, 2013, 08:56:01 pm »
Or you could get a sign that says Warning Unexploded land mines!!

Plantoid

  • Joined May 2011
  • Yorkshireman on a hill in wet South Wales
Re: *sigh* Get orrff my land!!
« Reply #36 on: May 21, 2013, 11:35:13 pm »
You have to be careful that you do not do anything intended to cause harm to some one despite the greatest of urges to do so .
 
" Caution standing hay crop
Please keep off "  can be used for a sign .
  :idea:  Other signage like " Keep to the country code " Or similar " Use gates keep off our fences "  all with a picture of a big red angry bulls head  sometimes helps  but if all else fails the numpty will just do it for malicious intent so a bit of 2x 2 or a deceent base ball bat works wonders either as a lollipop stick you know where or as a bludgeon .
If the latter make sure the pigs are well  hungry   :innocent: :roflanim: :roflanim:
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john and helen

  • Joined Mar 2013
  • Devon
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Re: *sigh* Get orrff my land!!
« Reply #37 on: May 22, 2013, 06:39:34 am »
you could simply start with a few  of these on the fence.....i just made them up..so no copyrite issues


tizaala

  • Joined Mar 2011
  • Dolau, Llandrindod Wells,Powys
Re: *sigh* Get orrff my land!!
« Reply #38 on: May 22, 2013, 08:16:58 am »
ANTHRAX RISK DO NOT ENTER.  :innocent:

Fowgill Farm

  • Joined Feb 2009
Re: *sigh* Get orrff my land!!
« Reply #39 on: May 22, 2013, 09:12:53 am »
We had 'visitors' last night about midnight and they got the shock of their lives as they tried to come across our front field with their dogs.........only to be greeted by 14 galloping, bouncing, kicking heifers who promptly chased them back from where they came up the lane :roflanim: :roflanim:  obviously hadn't done a recky and not realised we now got cows, ha ha serves them right.
it was soooooooooo funny. :roflanim:
Mandy :pig:

happygolucky

  • Joined Jan 2012
Re: *sigh* Get orrff my land!!
« Reply #40 on: May 22, 2013, 09:30:01 am »
And dangerouse too........I think cattle are more dangerouse than dogs

Bionic

  • Joined Dec 2010
  • Talley, Carmarthenshire
Re: *sigh* Get orrff my land!!
« Reply #41 on: May 22, 2013, 09:43:14 am »
We had 'visitors' last night about midnight and they got the shock of their lives as they tried to come across our front field with their dogs.........only to be greeted by 14 galloping, bouncing, kicking heifers who promptly chased them back from where they came up the lane :roflanim: :roflanim:  obviously hadn't done a recky and not realised we now got cows, ha ha serves them right.
it was soooooooooo funny. :roflanim:
Mandy :pig:
I don't think they will try that one again  :roflanim:
 
I like the tick infested sign too
Life is like a bowl of cherries, mostly yummy but some dodgy bits

Ina

  • Joined Feb 2012
  • South Aberdeenshire
Re: *sigh* Get orrff my land!!
« Reply #42 on: May 22, 2013, 09:59:50 am »
Stealing cherries and strawberries was a favourite pastime for lots of folk back when I lived in a cherry-growing area... Farmers had to resort to putting up signs like "Danger - freshly sprayed".  ::)

tizaala

  • Joined Mar 2011
  • Dolau, Llandrindod Wells,Powys
Re: *sigh* Get orrff my land!!
« Reply #43 on: May 22, 2013, 04:51:29 pm »
Tell him to move to Woolwich.

 ( and before anyone complains the decapitation and shootings are nothing to do with me.) :innocent:

Lesley Silvester

  • Joined Sep 2011
  • Telford
Re: *sigh* Get orrff my land!!
« Reply #44 on: May 22, 2013, 09:16:17 pm »
We had 'visitors' last night about midnight and they got the shock of their lives as they tried to come across our front field with their dogs.........only to be greeted by 14 galloping, bouncing, kicking heifers who promptly chased them back from where they came up the lane :roflanim: :roflanim:  obviously hadn't done a recky and not realised we now got cows, ha ha serves them right.
it was soooooooooo funny. :roflanim:
Mandy :pig:

 :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: Wish you'd videoed it.

 

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