Blimey , see if i can answer all that lot lol .
First , i have memory problems , does't show too much on here , apart from me repeating myself , but things take a long time to 'stick' in the memory bank .
No pc and no youtube , very old mobile phone .
Nearest library is about 10 miles away but no car and no regular bus service , plus it would take all day to get there and back and cost about £7.50 , i have no money , lol .
I can't buy any books from charity shops etc same reasons as above , no bus , no money etc .
Anytime soon i will be down the land , off grid , no leccy , no room for books , i will be in a 15' caravan .
My aunt comes down from time to time and is an excellent knitter .
I should think she could hammer the basics into my head when she is down next , she is coming soon to help me shift more stuff anyway .
I can already spin and i have weaved/woven too . I used to work as a knltter , on an industrial 'Dubied' hand knltting machine for 3 years .
I just can't knit by hand !
Not sure how my hands would cope with crochet ?
I can sew on a machine but my hand sewing is basic at best .
Will see if my aunt can get the minimal basics in my head in a week , allowing for the fact that i will be busy doing other things , i'll see what she says .
The thing is , she has less patience than me , which is the reason i can't teach anyone how to do anything , i'd hit them on the head if they don't things right , don't fancy getting stabbed with knltting needles .
Thanks folks .