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arobwk

  • Joined Nov 2015
  • Kernow: the other UK nation that folk think is a little bit of England.
Re: New to farming and new to the accidental smallholder
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2021, 10:00:43 pm »
Naah, I don't believe women can actually walk between rain-drops.

Haven't you noticed how men are always drenched and bedraggled after a storm whereas women are still elegant and glamorous  :eyelashes:  Being a man, you won't even notice the spaces between raindrops, let alone walk through them.   It's also the reason men other than Mr F are not allowed in my polytunnel - women walk between the plants but men always crush and break them.  Men are not open to MAGIC  :sunshine:

Unless they are Cornish !  Although I admit I cannot walk between rain-drops.

Fleecewife

  • Joined May 2010
Re: New to farming and new to the accidental smallholder
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2021, 12:24:05 am »
Naah, I don't believe women can actually walk between rain-drops.

Haven't you noticed how men are always drenched and bedraggled after a storm whereas women are still elegant and glamorous  :eyelashes:  Being a man, you won't even notice the spaces between raindrops, let alone walk through them.   It's also the reason men other than Mr F are not allowed in my polytunnel - women walk between the plants but men always crush and break them.  Men are not open to MAGIC  :sunshine:

Unless they are Cornish !  Although I admit I cannot walk between rain-drops.

Maybe you're right.  My Grandad was Cornish and he was magic with wild birds, which would come and sit on his hand.


Apologies @Kate G.  I think this thread has diverged a bit from your original question.  It must be that Spring is in the air.
« Last Edit: May 18, 2021, 12:27:28 am by Fleecewife »
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