Indian Mating Season
Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were
walking in the woods. All of a sudden one of
the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of
a small cave.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the
cave, and then he listened very closely until he
heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave..
The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other
Indian what that was all about.. Was the other
Indian crazy or what?
"No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during mating
season. When Indian men see cave, they call 'Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an
answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting
to mate."
Just then they saw another cave. The Indian ran up
to the opening of the cave, stopped, and hollered,
"Woooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there
was an answering "Wooooo!Wooooo! Wooooo!"
from deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes
and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone
for a while, and then he came upon a great big cave. He
looked in and was amazed at the size of the
huge opening. He was thinking, "Oh, man! Look
at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the
Indians found. There must be some really big,
fine women in this cave!"
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with
all his might, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He
grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and then
he heard the answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in
his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the
cave tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper
read.....
... (Get ready--) .....
~NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY A TRAIN~