[cameldairy]

 
I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following...

  Glass of wine
  Chocolate
  Margarita
  Sex
  Martini
  Cold Beer
  Chocolate
  Chicken (fried)
  Cream gravy
  Sex
  Mexican food
  Chocolate
  French fries
  Chocolate
  Pizza
  Sex
  Ice cream
  Cup of tea
  Chocolate
  Chocolate
  Sex
  Chocolate

...it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the
plug, reel in the tubes, let the fat lady sing, and call it a day!

Then have a drink...it's 5 o'clock somewhere!!

[little blue]