OK, you've both convinced me that my first experience of Sarah the Goose at Grantown on Spey when I was four was the correct one. I have no fear of any animal but Sarah's hissing apparently gave me nightmares for ages afterwards. All I was doing was saying 'hello nice ducky' and she went for me hissing like stink. My Granda had to rush out of the hotel where he was delivering ice cream and scoop me out of her reach! The hotel owner was most apologetic but she was a good customer so nothing more was said! But definitely no geese coming to Clacks!