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Factotum

  • Joined Jun 2012
How much do you love your poultry?
« on: September 02, 2013, 12:55:54 pm »
Just read this in the paper - I know we get attached to our birds, but...


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10280503/Woman-forced-to-wait-eight-years-to-retrieve-diamond-earring-swallowed-by-chicken.html

Would you wait - or would 'Sarah' have an accident & be replaced by Sarah Mk2?

Sue

Steph Hen

  • Joined Jul 2013
  • Angus Scotland.
Re: How much do you love your poultry?
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2013, 01:40:13 pm »
Unlucky!

shygirl

  • Joined May 2013
Re: How much do you love your poultry?
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2013, 01:47:51 pm »
advertise it why not! another poultry theft coming along...
imagine if the fox took it  :innocent: :innocent:

john and helen

  • Joined Mar 2013
  • Devon
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Re: How much do you love your poultry?
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2013, 03:17:15 pm »
I love my birds , but in a case like this, the oven would be on gas mark 6 and the spuds peeled.....  :innocent:

it would be  :wave: :chook: and not  :knit: :chook:

Womble

  • Joined Mar 2009
  • Stirlingshire, Central Scotland
Re: How much do you love your poultry?
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2013, 03:44:12 pm »
Clever chicken. I can't think of anything better for the gizzard than a nice hard diamond or two!  ;D
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Bodger

  • Joined Jul 2009
Re: How much do you love your poultry?
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2013, 04:50:14 pm »
She does actually look nuts ! :roflanim:

devonlad

  • Joined Nov 2012
  • Nr Crediton in Devon
Re: How much do you love your poultry?
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2013, 03:37:57 pm »
if she keeps that chicken on her shoulder it'll nick the other one  :dunce: :dunce:

Derby_menagerie

  • Joined Jan 2012
  • Derby
Re: How much do you love your poultry?
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2013, 09:50:45 am »
I love the head-line Women forced to wait 8 years, err darling I'd have that earing out in 8 minutes! I love having my chickens, but its more the flock as a whole and having them around.

Shropshirelass

  • Joined Jul 2012
  • South Shropshire
  • A country lass who loves it all!
Re: How much do you love your poultry?
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2013, 07:19:46 pm »
Sorry but she'd be in the pot & I wouldn't go paying for a vets op to recover the diamond - it might cost £300+ for all you know & what if she pooped it out! God knows where it could go! Hmm £20 chicken vs £300 diamond & a meal on the table - I know which I'd choose. Normally we only kill the cocks & spent layers & deformed birds but I'd make an exception. ( I love my chooks but they are there mainly for eggs & meat, apart from the few ornamental types x

 

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