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Author Topic: Wonky niddy-noddy?  (Read 6617 times)

Alistair

  • Joined Sep 2012
Re: Wonky niddy-noddy?
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2012, 09:51:17 am »
Sally,  really really not sure anymore, anyway I didn't start this, fleecewife did with her filthy innuendo.

This should serve As a warning to everyone, firstly don't always take the advice of other forum members, as I (in this case probably in error) have, the outcome being I am now going to have to soak it in warm soapy water for the rest f the day to try and loosen the ptfe tape and dissolve the glue, and in the worst case may have to seek some sort of professional help, and secondly to those people who posted the advice in the first place, the consequences, at least for me, can be to say the least, embarrassing.

I wsh I'd never shared this with you all now, I just look (literally) foolish.



Again


 :-J

Bobbins - pah

SallyintNorth

  • Joined Feb 2011
  • Cornwall
  • Rarely short of an opinion but I mean well
    • Trelay Cohousing Community
Re: Wonky niddy-noddy?
« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2012, 11:07:13 am »
My end has now dropped off completely, I did everything you said, I wrapped ptfe tape around my male part, and then tried to forcibly push it, now I must admit this was slightly sore at first, anyway I have, as suggested glued it all back together and stuck a bobbin on the end, much happier now....


Mind I've never heard it referred to as a niddy noddy before, but you learn something new everyday
:roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim:

First out-loud guffaw of the day, thanks Alistair! 
Don't listen to the money men - they know the price of everything and the value of nothing

Live in a cohousing community with small farm for our own use.  Dairy cows (rearing their own calves for beef), pigs, sheep for meat and fleece, ducks and hens for eggs, veg and fruit growing

SallyintNorth

  • Joined Feb 2011
  • Cornwall
  • Rarely short of an opinion but I mean well
    • Trelay Cohousing Community
Re: Wonky niddy-noddy?
« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2012, 11:12:26 am »
Alistair, are we talking about the same thing?  You don't put a bobbin on a niddy noddy.

Now, now, Sally, it is not for us to judge what TASers or anyone else do in the confines of their own homes.   :-J
Don't listen to the money men - they know the price of everything and the value of nothing

Live in a cohousing community with small farm for our own use.  Dairy cows (rearing their own calves for beef), pigs, sheep for meat and fleece, ducks and hens for eggs, veg and fruit growing

Bionic

  • Joined Dec 2010
  • Talley, Carmarthenshire
Re: Wonky niddy-noddy?
« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2012, 11:41:43 am »
Agree Sally, behind closed doors, who are we to judge what Alistair does with his niddy noddy. :roflanim: :roflanim:
Sally
Life is like a bowl of cherries, mostly yummy but some dodgy bits

Fleecewife

  • Joined May 2010
  • South Lanarkshire
    • ScotHebs
Re: Wonky niddy-noddy?
« Reply #19 on: November 13, 2012, 01:40:15 pm »
Now Alistair - we said either glue or ptfe tape not both so you only have yourself to blame for the tangle you're in.  Typical man blaming the woman for his niddy-noddy problems  :roflanim: :roflanim:
 
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Alistair

  • Joined Sep 2012
Re: Wonky niddy-noddy?
« Reply #20 on: November 13, 2012, 02:01:21 pm »
I know, I know, should've asked sooner...

All this because the end was dry, just not as moist as usual, I think as mentioned before, it's just yet another bodged job

Anyway the soapy waters helping

Lesley Silvester

  • Joined Sep 2011
  • Telford
Re: Wonky niddy-noddy?
« Reply #21 on: November 13, 2012, 05:17:12 pm »
The tone of this thread is going downhill fast.  Behave, you lot.   ;)

colliewoman

  • Joined Jul 2011
  • Pilton
  • Caution! May spontaneously talk rabbits!
Re: Wonky niddy-noddy?
« Reply #22 on: November 13, 2012, 06:38:21 pm »
You can probably get some cream for it ;D
We'll turn the dust to soil,
Turn the rust of hate back into passion.
It's not water into wine
But it's here, and it's happening.
Massive,
but passive.


Bring the peace back

Alistair

  • Joined Sep 2012
Re: Wonky niddy-noddy?
« Reply #23 on: November 13, 2012, 06:47:15 pm »
Cream?  Would that be in the recipes section then?

colliewoman

  • Joined Jul 2011
  • Pilton
  • Caution! May spontaneously talk rabbits!
Re: Wonky niddy-noddy?
« Reply #24 on: November 13, 2012, 07:31:18 pm »
I don't know if there is a section on here for such things :-J
perhaps there ought to be.... ;D
We'll turn the dust to soil,
Turn the rust of hate back into passion.
It's not water into wine
But it's here, and it's happening.
Massive,
but passive.


Bring the peace back

quiltycats

  • Joined Nov 2012
  • Ooop North
Re: Wonky niddy-noddy?
« Reply #25 on: November 15, 2012, 07:12:29 pm »
Thank goodness no one mentioned nailing them  :roflanim:

 

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