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sam.t

  • Joined Mar 2009
  • goole east yorkshire
stress tester :)
« on: July 14, 2011, 05:49:35 pm »
Don't scroll past the animals until you have decided upon your answer ...............

The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
A Lion , A Chimp , A Giraffe ,
......AND...

A Squirrel
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully . . ..
Try and answer within 30 seconds. Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.

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If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're dense.
Giraffe = you're a complete moron.
Squirrel = you're hopeless.

A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.

Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax





   
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Fleecewife

  • Joined May 2010
  • South Lanarkshire
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Re: stress tester :)
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2011, 06:17:23 pm »
 :D :D   I was brought up on "As I was going to St Ives I met a man with 7 wives, each wife had 7 sacks, each sack had 7 cats, each cat had 7 kittens - how many were going to St Ives?"  So even though I am sorely stressed today you didn't get me  ;D ;D ;D  :wave:
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shearling

  • Joined Mar 2011
Re: stress tester :)
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2011, 06:56:49 pm »
I spent too much time wondering who was going to eat who first and lost the plot with the banana :dunce:

Sandy

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Re: stress tester :)
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2011, 06:56:58 pm »
Doh!!!!!  :dunce:

Millwood

  • Joined Jul 2011
  • Oxfordshire
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Re: stress tester :)
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2011, 07:13:14 pm »
I'm a complete moron!! ;D
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doganjo

  • Joined Aug 2012
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Re: stress tester :)
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2011, 07:20:47 pm »
I must be a nut because I have seen this before and knew about coconuts only having nuts. ;) ;D ;D ;D
Always have been, always will be, a WYSIWYG - black is black, white is white - no grey in my life! But I'm mellowing in my old age

Sylvia

  • Joined Aug 2009
Re: stress tester :)
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2011, 07:29:07 pm »
It's a bit like , would you say, the yolk of an egg is white or the yolk of an egg are white? That got me more than once as a child ::)

faith0504

  • Joined Aug 2010
  • Cairngorms
  • take it easy and chill
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Re: stress tester :)
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2011, 07:53:17 pm »
oh you got me   :o

Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Re: stress tester :)
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2011, 08:27:41 pm »
I'm dense. You got me too  ;D

princesspiggy

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Re: stress tester :)
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2011, 08:57:39 pm »
and im useless  ;D ;D ;D

Womble

  • Joined Mar 2009
  • Stirlingshire, Central Scotland
Re: stress tester :)
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2011, 09:41:58 am »
Actually, I'm not doing too badly since it's still morning!

Now, a rooster is sitting on a shed roof. If it lays an egg, which way will it roll?  ;D
"All fungi are edible. Some fungi are only edible once." -Terry Pratchett

Sandy

  • Guest
Re: stress tester :)
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2011, 09:32:08 am »
 ???
OR

Which hand do you use to wipe your bum?

waterhouse

  • Guest
Re: stress tester :)
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2011, 08:11:44 am »
???
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Which hand do you use to wipe your bum?
Ah well, those familiar with the middle east know the answer is the left hand which is reserved for bodily hygiene and is thus considered unclean. 

 

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