Cuticle: A snooker player's method for amusing small children whilst adhering to social distancing rules.
Magpie: 3.141592 mags.
Worship: Indication by a Geordie of which vessel belongs to him.
Creep feeder: Somebody who provides sustenance to a person you really don't like.
Molestation: Transport hub for subterranean mammals.
Frogspawn: Explicit photos intended for amphibians.
Erudite: Posh epoxy glue.
Oh, and of course Sex: What the users of Erudite think coal comes in.