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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: Wizard on July 13, 2010, 11:06:17 am

Title: Gordon's F word
Post by: Wizard on July 13, 2010, 11:06:17 am
Oh Annie love I subscribe the "F" word like many others do, it I am sure has a billion meanings besides sexual intercourse Take the,
Captain of the Titanic "Where's all this" F" water coming from?
The Mayor of Hiroshima "What the "F" was that?
Me "where's the"F"Keys Kath they were on the hook?
and of course "We had a "F" good night round a Philips last night Type of use, and it is universally understood. I do not promote its use on here though.It has a place as I have described and is used by many in its place.I think Gordon over uses it in his TV programs. Maybe not some of the Dumb Bo's he has to work with.I have never had the pleasure of meeting him, but there was a grand program of him and the wife and children at home on the TV and he has chickens in the garden and the children love and cuddle them to bits.I should not be at all surprised if he doesn't subscribe the statement
"You expect me to soar with Eagles and all I've got to work with is "F" turkeys" ??? :D :D :D :farmer:
Title: Re: Gordon's F word
Post by: Jackie on July 13, 2010, 12:15:28 pm
Actually in Victorian times F was the correct and polite word to use for sexual intercourse.  ;D
Title: Re: Gordon's F word
Post by: doganjo on July 13, 2010, 12:16:27 pm
Just because so called celebrities use it doesn't mean to say I have to like it or use it >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Gordon's F word
Post by: Wizard on July 13, 2010, 12:26:32 pm
Annie love I DID NOT SAY YOU DID OR SHOULD. The same applies to my posts. You kindly made a wizard picture for me and I use it on all my posts so you and anyone else do not like what I write then can skip it without reading what I have written :D :farmer:
Title: Re: Gordon's F word
Post by: doganjo on July 13, 2010, 03:15:17 pm
Quote
"You expect me to soar with Eagles and all I've got to work with is "F" turkeys"
This IS funny! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Gordon's F word
Post by: Wizard on July 13, 2010, 06:05:28 pm
Hey up Annie love.Do you think that George Osbourne is thinking this ;D ;D ;D :farmer:
Title: Re: Gordon's F word
Post by: doganjo on July 13, 2010, 11:27:30 pm
Hey up Annie love.Do you think that George Osbourne is thinking this ;D ;D ;D :farmer:
Who's George Osbourne? ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Gordon's F word
Post by: Wizard on July 14, 2010, 07:37:58 am
Oh dear Annie love Remove this post before any one sees it ;D ;D He is the current Chancellor of the Exchequer  ??? :farmer:
Title: Re: Gordon's F word
Post by: Daveravey on July 14, 2010, 09:28:18 am
Aye, the man that still looks like he's on a YOP course
Title: Re: Gordon's F word
Post by: Sylvia on July 14, 2010, 10:05:27 am
Actually in Victorian times F was the correct and polite word to use for sexual intercourse.  ;D

In Mediaeval times a Sparrow Hawk was known as a "Wind-F####r". If you watch them hovering you'll see why.
Title: Re: Gordon's F word
Post by: doganjo on July 14, 2010, 10:43:31 am
Oh dear Annie love Remove this post before any one sees it ;D ;D He is the current Chancellor of the Exchequer  ??? :farmer:
Didn't you see the winks at the end of my post, George? ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Gordon's F word
Post by: Wizard on July 14, 2010, 10:57:27 am
Most humblest apologies Annie love the little yellow faces all look the same to me other than the teeth and the one that the eyes move Don't get old Annie love you miss so much or is it just me? Yellow face without teeth :D He always looks happy to me :D :farmer: :wave:
Title: Re: Gordon's F word
Post by: doganjo on July 14, 2010, 12:16:04 pm
 :wave: :wave: :love: