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Livestock => Goats => Topic started by: Roxy on July 07, 2010, 05:31:38 pm

Title: Who stood on the van?
Post by: Roxy on July 07, 2010, 05:31:38 pm

 :D  No one saw who did it, but someone stood on the van last night, before dark.  I have a feeling it was Billy, the castrated white billy. He used to get in the workmans van at his old home, and probably thought he could do so here, only he was at the wrong end.  All the bonnet has scratches.  OH has been polishing them out!!

And someone has been in the orchard, and eaten all the blackcurrants, currants, stalks, in fact the bushes are bare.  Think that could be the pygmy brigade.

Title: Re: Who stood on the van?
Post by: little blue on July 08, 2010, 06:32:35 pm

oh dear, I bet Mr is not too pleased!!
....just when you thought life might be easier, with fewer goats!

Title: Re: Who stood on the van?
Post by: doganjo on July 08, 2010, 06:46:22 pm

Do you think potential buyers might be put off at the auction by the lack of fruit remaining, Roxy? ;D ;D ;D