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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: jameslindsay on March 24, 2009, 07:36:26 pm

Title: Gordon Brown Prayer
Post by: jameslindsay on March 24, 2009, 07:36:26 pm: GORDON
BROWN IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WORK.

HE
LEADETH ME BESIDE THE STILL FACTORIES.

HE
RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY.

HE
GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.

YEA,
THOUGH I WAIT FOR MY DOLE,

I OWN
THE BANK THAT REFUSES ME.

BROWN
HAS ANNOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,

MY
EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,

SURELY,
POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE

DAYS OF
HIS TERM.

FROM
HENCE FORTH WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS

OF OUR
LIVES IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD.

I AM
GLAD I AM BRITISH,

I AM
GLAD I AM FREE.

BUT I
WISH I WERE A DOG

AND
BROWN WAS A TREE.
Title: Re: Gordon Brown Prayer
Post by: carole h on March 24, 2009, 07:50:32 pm: Hehe! Thanks for that - made me laugh .... in an ironic sort of way ... :-\
Title: Re: Gordon Brown Prayer
Post by: rustyme on March 24, 2009, 08:02:56 pm: or ...........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPgHbt0ODr4

;D ;D

Russ
Title: Re: Gordon Brown Prayer
Post by: Hilarysmum on March 25, 2009, 07:29:54 am: That is really good.
Title: Re: Gordon Brown Prayer
Post by: DavidnChris on March 25, 2009, 08:55:55 am: Quote from: Hilarysmum on March 25, 2009, 07:29:54 am
That is really good.

Good ? Really Good ?

What's worse is it's flaming true !!
Title: Re: Gordon Brown Prayer
Post by: Hilarysmum on March 25, 2009, 09:08:22 am: Yes but then I live in France
Title: Re: Gordon Brown Prayer
Post by: HappyHippy on March 25, 2009, 10:18:23 am: He he - both of them made me laugh. ;D

Russ, can just imagine ole GB all dressed up - don't think he'd be quite as appealling somehow ;)
Title: Re: Gordon Brown Prayer
Post by: rustyme on March 25, 2009, 10:48:55 am: lol....well even AA doesn't do anything for me !!!! :-* ::) but the scary thing about GB is, he does what Dick Turpin did , but in a suit ,in front of the world....Even scarier ...he gets away with it !!!!! They hung DT.... :o

cheers

Russ
Title: Re: Gordon Brown Prayer
Post by: DavidnChris on March 25, 2009, 02:46:22 pm: Quote from: Hilarysmum on March 25, 2009, 09:08:22 am
Yes but then I live in France

Brilliant, another case of "I'm alright Jaques"
Title: Re: Gordon Brown Prayer
Post by: DavidnChris on March 25, 2009, 02:54:18 pm: Somebody here's obviously not a fan.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B5JHSTOrdU
Title: Re: Gordon Brown Prayer
Post by: sabrina on March 25, 2009, 03:35:04 pm: Thanks for bring a smile to what has been a very weary day. :)
Title: Re: Gordon Brown Prayer
Post by: Pigtails on March 25, 2009, 04:48:34 pm: Very good and the sentiments of many, I think. :) :)
Title: Re: Gordon Brown Prayer
Post by: Hilarysmum on March 25, 2009, 06:38:33 pm: Brilliant, another case of "I'm alright Jaques"
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Then again we have Teacosy
Title: Re: Gordon Brown Prayer
Post by: GordonsGarden on March 31, 2009, 09:11:24 am: ;D ;D Thanks for a good laugh,the trouble is its true.
Title: Re: Gordon Brown Prayer
Post by: Malc on April 03, 2009, 01:29:22 am: Oh dear, short memories.

Who closed the factories, James? Britain hasn't made anything since the early 90s.

Brown is an incompetant Prime Minister who should hang his head in shame at betraying every principle he once stood for, but we are now the victims of the far-right policies introduced by the Tories under Thatcher.

If you think Cameron (whose economic policies were identical to Brown's until about six months ago) is the answer you are living in dreamland.
Title: Re: Gordon Brown Prayer
Post by: jameslindsay on April 03, 2009, 08:15:56 am: Malc - it is a light hearted joke, but it has to be said that the Labour Party inherited a strong economy when they came into power from the Tories. It is also true to say that the Tories inherited disaster from the Labour party in 1979. During the "boom" years why was no money saved and set aside for todays mess? Why did Mr Brown spend all our gold reserves? Really when you look at things it's not so light hearted any more! This is not a political speach in any way but everyone else who read the thread and commented saw the humour in it - even though this "humour" is at OUR cost. And for the record who knows if there is a better alternative out there to get us through this situation, but there can't me anyone much worse!
Title: Re: Gordon Brown Prayer
Post by: smiffy on April 05, 2009, 10:15:09 pm: I am just glad Gordon Brown in now in power and reaping the benifits of his own fiscal policies

lets see if he can get us out of the s**t his spend tax spend policies from when he was chancellor ::)