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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: sam.t on July 14, 2011, 05:49:35 pm

Title: stress tester :)
Post by: sam.t on July 14, 2011, 05:49:35 pm

Don't scroll past the animals until you have decided upon your answer ...............

The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
A Lion , A Chimp , A Giraffe ,
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A Squirrel
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully . . ..
Try and answer within 30 seconds. Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.

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If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're dense.
Giraffe = you're a complete moron.
Squirrel = you're hopeless.

A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.

Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax





   
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Title: Re: stress tester :)
Post by: Fleecewife on July 14, 2011, 06:17:23 pm

 :D :D   I was brought up on "As I was going to St Ives I met a man with 7 wives, each wife had 7 sacks, each sack had 7 cats, each cat had 7 kittens - how many were going to St Ives?"  So even though I am sorely stressed today you didn't get me  ;D ;D ;D  :wave:

Title: Re: stress tester :)
Post by: shearling on July 14, 2011, 06:56:49 pm

I spent too much time wondering who was going to eat who first and lost the plot with the banana :dunce:

Title: Re: stress tester :)
Post by: Sandy on July 14, 2011, 06:56:58 pm

Doh!!!!!  :dunce:

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Post by: Millwood on July 14, 2011, 07:13:14 pm

I'm a complete moron!! ;D

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Post by: doganjo on July 14, 2011, 07:20:47 pm

I must be a nut because I have seen this before and knew about coconuts only having nuts. ;) ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Sylvia on July 14, 2011, 07:29:07 pm

It's a bit like , would you say, the yolk of an egg is white or the yolk of an egg are white? That got me more than once as a child ::)

Title: Re: stress tester :)
Post by: faith0504 on July 14, 2011, 07:53:17 pm

oh you got me   :o

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Post by: Rosemary on July 14, 2011, 08:27:41 pm

I'm dense. You got me too  ;D

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Post by: princesspiggy on July 14, 2011, 08:57:39 pm

and im useless  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: stress tester :)
Post by: Womble on July 15, 2011, 09:41:58 am

Actually, I'm not doing too badly since it's still morning!

Now, a rooster is sitting on a shed roof. If it lays an egg, which way will it roll?  ;D

Title: Re: stress tester :)
Post by: Sandy on July 16, 2011, 09:32:08 am

 ???
OR

Which hand do you use to wipe your bum?

Title: Re: stress tester :)
Post by: waterhouse on July 18, 2011, 08:11:44 am

Quote from: Sandy on July 16, 2011, 09:32:08 am

???
OR

Which hand do you use to wipe your bum?

Ah well, those familiar with the middle east know the answer is the left hand which is reserved for bodily hygiene and is thus considered unclean.