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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: sheila on December 19, 2010, 09:52:52 am
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ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES
A family is at the dinner
table. The son asks his father,'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?
The father, surprised, answers,'Well, son, there are three kinds of
boobs: In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her
30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After
50, they are like onions'.'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you
cry.' This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum,
how many kinds of 'willies' are there?. The mother, surprised, smiles and
answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his
willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is
like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it is like Christmas
Tree.' 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes - the tree is dead and the balls are just
for decoration.'
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