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Title: Wooo!!!
Post by: sheila on September 08, 2010, 04:06:23 pm
did you see this on the news?
Medics at Southampton General Hospital struggled to get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe, because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become erect.

Instead, they resorted called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.

The fire crew turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help, in what a spokesman understatedly described as a 'delicate operation'.

The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch industrial metal grinder to cut the pipe from around the anaesthetised man's penis.

The penis was left bruised and swollen, but otherwise unharmed by its traumatic day.

The man, thought to be aged around 40, did not explain to hospital staff how exactly the pipe got stuck around his penis, after he presented himself at the hospital's Accident & Emergency department on Tuesday morning. He was said to be 'quite concerned and anxious'.

A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: 'It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.

'It's certainly an unusual call-out, and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again.'

Watch manager Greg Garrett from the Redbridge fire station told the Southampton daily Echo: 'I’ve only come across this type of thing three or four times in my 17 years as a firefighter. It’s not a daily occurrence.'
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Post by: faith0504 on September 08, 2010, 04:12:26 pm
men!!!!! ouch i bet that hurt a wee bit ;)
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Post by: bloomer on September 08, 2010, 04:30:54 pm

 :o :o :o

my eyes are watering just reading it!!!

I'm more concerned that the watch manager has encountered such a thing 3 or 4 times in his career, some people do the strangest things!!!!
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Post by: Samantha on September 08, 2010, 05:54:04 pm
LOL!
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Post by: Daveravey on September 08, 2010, 06:41:39 pm

Perhaps he was using the vaccum for a job it wasn't designed for   :D :D :D

Some folk eh ...
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Post by: knightquest on September 08, 2010, 06:57:10 pm
I don't think that it was a vacuum if it was stainless steel but Jeez, what are these people thinking?

A friends wife was a member of an A and E team and she said that at least twice a week men would come in with various things stuck in them or on them................definately not normal!  ::)

Ian
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Post by: plumseverywhere on September 08, 2010, 08:25:37 pm
Oh yes, my stint as an gynaecology and A&E nurse saw many things that would make the eyes water. we had to remain very professional of course but woah some of the stuff we encountered. and not just men..
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Post by: Sandy on September 08, 2010, 09:04:56 pm
I remember reading all the funny things they had to remove form men and women in A&E, I remember a programme about it, one man was stuck to his little Yorkie, and I don't mean the chocolate bar!!!
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Post by: faith0504 on September 08, 2010, 09:33:23 pm
oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!! never :o
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Post by: sheardale on September 08, 2010, 09:58:03 pm
I remember the man and the yorkie.  Poor wee dog.
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Post by: sheardale on September 08, 2010, 10:01:56 pm
Perhaps the man slipped when he came out of the shower, slipped along the tiled floor, and bingo,  his wee man got caught in the pipe.  Yes, I think that was what must have happened.   ???      I dont think so ;D  :-[ ::)
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Post by: plumseverywhere on September 09, 2010, 09:37:19 am
poor dog!

we had one lady who got a deodrant can stuck. amazing how many gynaecologists came to remove it - nosey bu88ers.
do you remember that richard gere story about the hamster?
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Post by: Sandy on September 09, 2010, 10:34:18 am
In SOcial services a very over weight women, mum and told me of how her husband used a can of deoderant on her (not under her arm pits!) while she was asleep and when he was drunk as he was know for his Alcohol problems, anyway, we had a few jokes in the team (very unprofessional I know ;) ) then I went out on a visit...I commented on how nice the house smelt, it had been a very dirty house by the way, the obeasly overweight mum said, oh its some new air freshener and fetched the can, I had a little smile on my face when she added, my husband uses it all the time ::)
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Post by: faith0504 on September 09, 2010, 11:15:39 am
you just never know what goes on behind closed doors eh ::)
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Post by: sheardale on September 09, 2010, 11:23:23 am
sometimes better not to know   lol
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Post by: faith0504 on September 09, 2010, 07:13:05 pm
i was talking to a riend of mine today telling her about this story and she told me one about a hamster being somewhere it should not of been :o it beggers belief
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Post by: Sandy on September 16, 2010, 10:11:42 pm
I heard something similar about the pet shop boy's and don't some women use fish ::) ::)
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Post by: Sylvia on September 17, 2010, 08:18:31 am
Makes you cross your legs to think about it :o Some folk just haven't got enough to do!