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Livestock => Pigs => Topic started by: Helencus on September 05, 2010, 09:08:18 am

Title: What to call him
Post by: Helencus on September 05, 2010, 09:08:18 am
Well we took delivery of our boar yesterday and he's lovely. We have a dilemma though what to call him??? I like Boris hubby and rest of the family like Berkley ( too pretentious for a pig if you ask me) anyway wish I knew how to do those vote things but what do you guys think? If you have any other names for consideration let me know. His dad was Bertie so that's out.
Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: Hilarysmum on September 05, 2010, 09:09:55 am
If he costs anything like my boar try Barclay(s  bank)  (we are in hoc to them for the next zillion years with the costs of bringing him across)
Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: Helencus on September 05, 2010, 09:20:20 am
Actually he was a bargain I think. His father was a reserve champion in the royal show a few years ago and he was £175 so I'm very pleased.
Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: Sharondp on September 05, 2010, 09:22:39 am
I don't think you can ever give a name to a pig that's too pretentious! Berkley / Barclay sounds great.
How about Fortescue Poncenby -Smythe?
Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: Helencus on September 05, 2010, 09:29:59 am
LMAO!!! Now there's a name Sharon hubby thinks that's fantastic but may not be too practical when calling him!!  :D
Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: HappyHippy on September 05, 2010, 09:52:51 am
My fave is Boris (could be cos that's my dog's name ;))
But Boris the boar has a nice ring to it  ;D (and mum always wins - eventually  ;D)
Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: Helencus on September 05, 2010, 09:56:46 am
I think so too HH bonking Boris i'm hoping!
Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: Eve on September 05, 2010, 03:23:03 pm
I'd go for Berkley, I already know a Boris.

Ours get multiple names as all the visiting children thought they were naming "their" pig, but they all chose the same one! Luckily this didn't result in split personalities  ;D

Just wondering, do pigs ever know their names the way dogs do?


Eve  :wave:

Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: BadgerFace on September 05, 2010, 03:48:18 pm
Just wondering, do pigs ever know their names the way dogs do?


Eve  :wave:

They learn quicker than your average dog, I 've found ! All my pigs come to call  ;D

I like the name Hamlet for a boar.  :pig:
Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: HappyHippy on September 05, 2010, 03:55:49 pm
My pigs all seem to know their names - or maybe they think it's code for 'food'  ;D
Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: skidley on September 05, 2010, 04:03:40 pm
Hamlet is the name of my Tamworth boar, we went with the shakespeare theme with the next gilt we got and called her Titania, but the kids have quickly shortened that to 'Titty' and she comes to call, god knows what the neighbours think!!
Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: BadgerFace on September 05, 2010, 04:08:56 pm
"Titty" - lol ! fantastic name ;D
Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: little blue on September 05, 2010, 05:33:51 pm
post a picture of him.. I name better knowing what they look like!
Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: Helencus on September 05, 2010, 06:11:29 pm
Would but can't do from the iPhone. :-( just seen a post re boar for hire his name is Boycie now that I like!
Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: Eve on September 05, 2010, 06:26:50 pm
Noooooooo, Boycie was the name of that chap in Only Fools And Horses, wasn't it? Big fake gold Rolex and all that?

If your boar is a white-haired bachelor, grumpy but smart and does his most profound thinking with a beer in front of him, you could always call him Morse...

But since you seem going for names starting with a B, how about Bruno? No? Brutus? No? I know: Barnie! I might use that name myself, one day (lacking both sows and boars at the moment  ;D)


Eve  :wave:
Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: Helencus on September 05, 2010, 08:36:39 pm
Thing is hubby loves fools and horses ! Boar is a saddleback with a big blonde band so I thought of that nit wit mayor boris Jonson although I'm sure our boar will be less annoying but OH and kids don't like it at all.. I'm getting overruled they said they're calling him Boycie but I think he was a ' one hit' wonder in the series. Let's hope the boar isn't!
Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: little blue on September 05, 2010, 08:46:32 pm
Boycie is a great name!  we have a cat called Delby - it was Del-boy but turned out a girl !
Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: Eve on September 05, 2010, 10:11:45 pm
Sounds like Boycie it is - though he may turn out to be a Dellboy  ;D
Or, sticking to the Only Fools and Horses theme, how about "Mr Trotter"?? If the kids are old enough they might start calling him "Mr T"  ;D


Eve  :wave:
Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: littlemisspiggy! on September 06, 2010, 05:45:16 pm
baggins is a cute name or bam bam...lol... :pig: ;D
Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: Helencus on September 06, 2010, 05:53:33 pm
Seems i'm going to have to go with OH and Boycie it is !
Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: Sharondp on September 06, 2010, 06:29:08 pm
Hello Boycie!  :pig:  :wave:
Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: HappyHippy on September 06, 2010, 09:04:49 pm
We NEED to see a photo of Boycie now  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: Eve on September 06, 2010, 09:07:26 pm
Yes, come on, Boycie, show us your handsome face!  ;D

Sigh. I soooo love pigs!
Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: Helencus on September 07, 2010, 10:17:49 pm
I can't do photos from iPhone here but I can post a piccie to TAS facebook. So You can go see him there. He's a handsome boy.
Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: Helencus on September 12, 2010, 08:12:59 pm
Couldn't take to Boycie and Boris has stuck, suits him bonking boris !
Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: HappyHippy on September 14, 2010, 04:34:42 pm
Hi Helen,
Can't see that photo of 'boking boris' on the TAS facebook page  :-\
Maybe it's just me though lol!  ;) ;D
Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: Helencus on September 14, 2010, 09:04:28 pm
Humm I posted it on the main page?
Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: Sylvia on September 14, 2010, 11:03:12 pm
I was going to suggest"Wooster" as his first name was Bertie!
Title: Re: What to call him
Post by: Helencus on September 15, 2010, 06:55:48 pm
Lol Bertie was his dad but Wooster wouldve been good. Boris just stuck and it does suit him.