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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: Jackie on August 27, 2010, 08:39:48 am

Title: Lifes ponderables
Post by: Jackie on August 27, 2010, 08:39:48 am

If we arent meant to have a snack late at night why does the fridge have a light in?

That knight in shining armour is sometimes just an idiot in tinfoil.

A true man doesnt love 1000 different women he loves one woman 1000 different ways.

Carry on please  ;D

If a woman has PMS and GPS does that mean she is a bitch that can find you!!

Title: Re: Lifes ponderables
Post by: Mo on August 27, 2010, 11:37:48 am

Do broken biscuits have less calories?

Title: Re: Lifes ponderables
Post by: Sonia in Cornwall on August 27, 2010, 02:26:48 pm

Does chocolate count as one of your 5 a day? After all it's made from cocoa beans which are a fruit...  :yum:

Title: Re: Lifes ponderables
Post by: Jackie on August 27, 2010, 04:11:02 pm

If you eat cake with your eyes shut does it contain any calories?

Home made cakes dont contain calories, this is a housewife fact!

Title: Re: Lifes ponderables
Post by: Womble on August 30, 2010, 04:37:45 am

And where exactly are a chicken's nuggets?

Title: Re: Lifes ponderables
Post by: Sandy on August 30, 2010, 09:42:16 am

If you eat a pound of chocolates do you only put a pound in weight on?

Whats the need for all that extra hair everywhere as you get older but less hair on your head especialy for men!!!

Why don't hot flushes make you loose weight?

Why do you feel worse when you have a lie in?

Title: Re: Lifes ponderables
Post by: Hardfeather on August 30, 2010, 10:04:44 am

Why do you never see baby pigeons?