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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: sheila on August 11, 2010, 02:55:48 pm

Title: pen
Post by: sheila on August 11, 2010, 02:55:48 pm

A very tired nurse walks into a bank,

Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

Preparing to write a cheque

She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse

And tries to write with it...

When she realises her mistake,

She looks at the flabbergasted teller

And without missing a beat, she says:

'Well, that's great....that's just great....
Some arsehole's got my pen!'

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Post by: Sandy on August 11, 2010, 03:23:12 pm

Love that  ;D

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Post by: sheardale on August 11, 2010, 05:05:30 pm

good one

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Post by: Mickyork on August 11, 2010, 08:19:28 pm

Nice one Sheila   :) :) :)    Very funny    8) 8) 8)