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Title: dirty old men
Post by: sheila on August 01, 2010, 10:41:04 am
 

 


 



 

 

 

 


               
               
               
                 An elderly man in  Florida  had owned a large farm for several years.
               
                  He had a large pond in the back.
               
                  It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.
               
                  One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
               
                  He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
               
                  As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
               
                  As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women from the local college skinny-dipping in his pond.
               
                  He said "hi" so as not to scare them and make them aware of his presence and they all swam over to the deep end.
               
                  One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out of this pond until after you leave."
               
                  The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked....'
               
                  Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
               
                  Some dirty old men can still think pretty fast.
 
Title: Re: dirty old men
Post by: Sandy on August 01, 2010, 12:25:38 pm
 ;D ;D ;D ;D where do yuo get them from??? brill ;D
Title: Re: dirty old men
Post by: Mickyork on August 01, 2010, 03:27:55 pm
Ha ha ha   nice one Sheila,  love it   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: dirty old men
Post by: Daveravey on August 01, 2010, 04:13:11 pm
 :D :D :D :D :D :D

Just wondering, at what age do you become a dirty old man  ???
Title: Re: dirty old men
Post by: Jackie on August 01, 2010, 04:42:55 pm
When you are older than the girls you are leering at?
Title: Re: dirty old men
Post by: Daveravey on August 01, 2010, 10:09:44 pm
 :D :D :D :D :D

Nice answer
Title: Re: dirty old men
Post by: knightquest on August 02, 2010, 12:12:17 am
When you are older than the girls you are leering at?

By how many years?  ;D ;D

Great joke by the way  :)