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Title: Irish joke
Post by: sheila on July 24, 2010, 10:09:15 am

 
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> The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be avin' da fingers and
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> Paddy said,
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> 'Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers?
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> Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2010!
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> We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.
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> I could have put dem back on and made you like new!
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> Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?'
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> And Paddy said,
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> ' How da fock was I 'spose to pick dem up !!!
 

Title: Re: Irish joke
Post by: lazybee on July 24, 2010, 10:47:45 am

Dear oh dear.........................................1975 vintage if I'm no mistaken ::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: Irish joke
Post by: Daveravey on July 24, 2010, 10:50:59 am

 :D :D :D :D :D

Classic

Title: Re: Irish joke
Post by: Wizard on July 24, 2010, 01:26:47 pm

You are mistaken and its still jolly good and brings back some even I dare not post ??? ;D ;D :farmer:

Title: Re: Irish joke
Post by: JulieS on July 24, 2010, 03:57:38 pm

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Irish joke
Post by: Sandy on July 24, 2010, 11:29:42 pm

 ;D ;D ;D
I worked in a play group and the leader was getting out the dolls house and dropped it on her open toed foot and cut off her little toe...I took her to A&E and someone seached for the toe and brought it later, unfortunatly they put it with ice rather than in a plastic bag next to ice, so they never was able to sew it back on, the funn y thing was, they found it in the bucket of Lego!!!!! :o