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Title: 3 little pigs
Post by: sheila on July 22, 2010, 08:47:39 am


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This is is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is.

They think so logically.



A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather
 

The building materials for his home.

She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow
Full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that
Straw to build my house?'

The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think
The man said?'

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly...

'I think the man would have said - 'Well, I'll be f**ked!! A talking pig!'

The teacher had to leave the room.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Title: Re: 3 little pigs
Post by: Daveravey on July 22, 2010, 12:33:54 pm
 :D :D :D :D

Like it
Title: Re: 3 little pigs
Post by: JulieS on July 22, 2010, 01:02:14 pm
Brilliant!   :) :) :)
Title: Re: 3 little pigs
Post by: Wizard on July 22, 2010, 01:31:55 pm
Brilliant Sheila Wouldn't be anything like as good without "F" word would it