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Title: Food poisoning?? i think not ------ Appendicitis!!!
Post by: WinslowPorker on July 18, 2010, 03:01:33 pm
Well what a great start to the weekend, what i though was a little case of jelly belly, turns out to be appendicitis!! been in hospiatl since Friday am and was operated on yesterday to have appendix removed, marvellous that they done it through Keyhole so have 3 tiny puncture wounds and a big shaved belly!!!  :) bloody hurt though thankfully the little bugger is out so its nothing i will have again!

the only big shame is that i was due a visit to JulieS at the end of this week and then on to Marazion for a few days sandcastle building with Jess, oh well all cancelled now   :(, no driving for at least 2 weeks! and am going to be off for 3-4 weeks so i have been told, so going to sit back and plan my re-booki!!!!
Title: Re: Food poisoning?? i think not ------ Appendicitis!!!
Post by: Wizard on July 18, 2010, 03:41:48 pm
Hello again I commented on your other post mate You will be able to catch up on all those in the house sitting down jobs next week ;D :farmer:
Title: Re: Food poisoning?? i think not ------ Appendicitis!!!
Post by: Sylvia on July 18, 2010, 03:58:55 pm
Get well soon, enjoy your enforced rest!
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Post by: doganjo on July 18, 2010, 04:21:55 pm
Stay well WP, I had mine out when I had an emergency hernia op - glad to get rid of it, they can cause an awful lot of problems.
Title: Re: Food poisoning?? i think not ------ Appendicitis!!!
Post by: sheila on July 18, 2010, 04:28:42 pm
I had mine out when I had a ?mass ? in my bowel. Hope you are feeling better soon
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Post by: Rosemary on July 18, 2010, 06:03:06 pm
Glad you're feeling better! Planning time is good, even if it is enforced.
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Post by: little blue on July 18, 2010, 07:14:19 pm
think of it as a bonus holiday (even if a little painful!) All the best mate
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Post by: JulieS on July 18, 2010, 08:15:39 pm
Get well soon WP........Look forward to seeing you when you can get down.
 :)
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Post by: Daisys Mum on July 18, 2010, 09:07:06 pm

Get well soon WP  :wave:
Title: Re: Food poisoning?? i think not ------ Appendicitis!!!
Post by: WinslowPorker on July 19, 2010, 08:13:58 am
Thanks guys,
i am bored already and not allowed to do a thing for at least 2-3 weeks!!!! imn itching already, had a sneaky walk out to my tomatoes earlier and mrs WP looked and shouted as i reached for the water can, looks like people are watching me!!

not even allowed to drive!!!
Title: Re: Food poisoning?? i think not ------ Appendicitis!!!
Post by: Wizard on July 19, 2010, 08:23:41 am
Hello Pal Keep a weather eye open for that Jess she will tell Diane what you are up to won't you Princess? I know when I feel as low as I go I want to do something and don't I pay for it later.But don't be like me.You do as I say not as I do.You wissen to what you are tode and do it and you will soon be well Get well soon G & K
Title: Re: Food poisoning?? i think not ------ Appendicitis!!!
Post by: WinslowPorker on July 19, 2010, 08:27:40 am
Mrs WP is already keeping in me in check!! cant get a thing past her bless her and of course she has told Jess to grass me up if i do anything naughty!!! spies everywhere  ;D
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Post by: Wizard on July 19, 2010, 08:29:23 am
Good Lasses ;D :farmer:
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Post by: Daveravey on July 19, 2010, 11:26:50 am
Jeezo, it's all happening this week   

Get well soon   ;)
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Post by: Wizard on July 19, 2010, 03:22:27 pm
and not a lot of it good either Dave. Just to put my back up I'm at Diagnostic Investigation tomorrow So I will be as nasty as a wet hen :farmer:
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Post by: WinslowPorker on July 19, 2010, 08:14:30 pm
Seems to be the time of year!!!
Title: Re: Food poisoning?? i think not ------ Appendicitis!!!
Post by: Wizard on July 19, 2010, 08:42:32 pm
A little funnny I have just remembered Young lad says "Have you seen my box of tablets Nana?" "Never mind your"F" tablets lad have you seen all them dragons in the kitchen?" :farmer:
Title: Re: Food poisoning?? i think not ------ Appendicitis!!!
Post by: Sandy on July 19, 2010, 10:42:28 pm
It all happens on here......get well soon and enjoy the rest while you can!!!!
Title: Re: Food poisoning?? i think not ------ Appendicitis!!!
Post by: Wizard on July 20, 2010, 08:03:55 am
Hello WP I hope your snitch is telling Diane what you are up to  :D.Joking apart pal We hope you are still getting better every hour and will soon be able to have a walk around with ease but don't do anything.You tell Mam if he does Jess preferably before he does it.Didn't tell you it said LSD on the ode boys box of tablets did I  ;D Best wishes from G & K
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Post by: WinslowPorker on July 20, 2010, 08:19:16 am
still bloody sore Wiz but that is only to be expected i suppose!!!

No spying today as princess is off to play at my sisters for the day and princess senior is flying to Spain for a week!!

Hope you get on alright today and dont become to grumpy  :wave:
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Post by: Wizard on July 20, 2010, 08:37:53 am
Now lets us join forces WP I won't split if you don't  ;D ;D ;D :farmer:
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Post by: WinslowPorker on July 20, 2010, 10:15:53 am
Deal! Just walked down the butchers and got a hot Steak & Kidney pie 1-0 to WP
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Post by: Wizard on July 20, 2010, 12:26:34 pm
We shall tell Jess if you don't share 1/2  ;D :farmer:
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Post by: WinslowPorker on July 20, 2010, 05:35:05 pm
How did you get on Wiz?

tomorrow i can take my dressings off and start to let the wounds breathe and have a nice bath. dont worry folks i am not that smelly!! i managed to cover them up with waterproff d :wave:ressings for daily showers!
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Post by: Wizard on July 20, 2010, 08:08:43 pm
shes increased the flow to 6 ltr a minute dear dear Not going to say any more yet ??? :D
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Post by: doganjo on July 20, 2010, 10:19:25 pm
Is that 6lts of vodka, beer, whisky, blood or oxygen, George?  Which would you prefer? ;)  Seriously, hope you don't feel to bad, chum. :(
Title: Re: Food poisoning?? i think not ------ Appendicitis!!!
Post by: Wizard on July 21, 2010, 12:55:19 pm
Hello Annie love I hope you are well. Went to the DIU yesterday and let the Vampire have three lots of blood.She came to the conclusion I need to take 6litres of Oxygen from my Freedom 400 whilst I do any thing energetic which includes walking driving any thing other than sitting still looking at TV or reading a book.No sense of humour these specialists " How about using my computer?" Bloody hell Annie the pros and cons of using extra oxygen was unreal When she had finished I said Very good are you now going to answer the asked question?Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and agen BLACK MARK for George there and I still don't know ;D Saw my friendly Doctor this morning and he says You know when you feel feint when you are in the house So use it on 2litre what is wrong with the 240 volt machine? I didn't comment he knows the house ones are set on 2. Honestly I shut up and changed to my use of MICONAZOLE Have we anything better? because it burns my mouth Its worse than what we are trying to cure.So he did B/p and sats and sez You are alright today, fine.So I said what about tomorrow he said you will have to wait and see  ??? ;D :farmer: :wave:
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Post by: WinslowPorker on July 22, 2010, 07:42:58 am
well the dressings should of come off yesterday, but the main one in my belly button  is still too sore. had a bad day yesterday but i am sure this is what happens as part of the recovery process.

not had an operation in my life so all quite new and a real struggle to not do any lifitng at all i must say!! bored and going for a walk down the shops in a little while
Title: Re: Food poisoning?? i think not ------ Appendicitis!!!
Post by: Wizard on July 22, 2010, 08:06:55 am
Hello WP Sounds good I couldn't stand up straight for ages and didn't get up for 5 days was in hospital 10 days but things are so different today.Who would have thought in the 1950's that a specialist doctor would push a TV camera up your backside and look what he was doing on a giant lifesize TV monitor.No laffin What you doin ere Pete The are doin an endoscopy to see inside my bowel.Bloody hell I'm having the same but down my throat Hope I'm in before you.Emmm.Has your number one spy returned to the ranch Diane will not be getting any updates if Princess is still at sisters ;D Hope you are feeling a bit better after your walk and NO LIFTING DON'T FORGET its dead easy to just move that 1/2 bag o nuts they're no heavy You may find out how heavy if you tear the inside stitches and surgeons are like me I HATE WORK doing a job has always been a pleasure having to do it twice because it was not done right was never my way nor will it be the surgeons it is not good you were told. ;D So be warned Say Hello to Jess from Kath and I TTFN
Title: Re: Food poisoning?? i think not ------ Appendicitis!!!
Post by: WinslowPorker on July 22, 2010, 08:16:58 am
No tales are being told and i am now buying Jess's silence with some nice bacon from the butchers and a magazine from the newsagents!

no the lifting is definately out, i tried a full kettle yesterday and felt it all pulling. very frustratting thoug
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Post by: Wizard on July 22, 2010, 08:34:19 am
Good lad. Oh I'm all for a nice little bit of bribery and sworn to secrecy on pain of death tell Mum ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: WinslowPorker on July 22, 2010, 09:12:13 am
and a chocoloate milkshake has sealed the deal  :wave:
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Post by: Wizard on July 22, 2010, 09:13:17 am
Well done.She's a treasure is Jess Kate says
Title: Re: Food poisoning?? i think not ------ Appendicitis!!!
Post by: WinslowPorker on July 22, 2010, 09:21:16 am
oh yes, espcially when she fleeces me for a fiver every time i leave the front door!  ::)
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Post by: Wizard on July 22, 2010, 01:56:14 pm
Is she going to be an Estate Agent? WP
Title: Re: Food poisoning?? i think not ------ Appendicitis!!!
Post by: Wizard on July 23, 2010, 09:34:46 am
Hey up Jess its Friday but I'm thinking Daddy won't be participating in winding down on Fridays for a while So it's be as good little Princess as you can and stop fleecing him.Mum will be back soon so you had better make hay while the sun shines.Bribery will end on Monday.Have you got it all stashed for when you go to stay with Julie when Daddy is better?Good morning WP we still not had any appreciable rain only a few spots.You may have read another reply I did to Chris.We hope you are leaving the manual work alone So you are healing nicely inside.Not much to report I am expecting a white van man to call so we cannot really leave the house until he has been.So I am tidying paperwork and box work have some lovely out door cue's and gherkins alas the toms are nice and big as I like them but they are still green.Theres the door TTFN
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Post by: WinslowPorker on July 23, 2010, 12:24:06 pm
Just got back from my morning walk down to get a paper and of course Jess managed to wrangle a flump out of me!! no magazines or toys today. mind you i would of been a lot happier had i been on my way down to Ford Mill farm for the night and then the rest of my holday down in marazion!! i am a little grumpy  today coz i was looking forward to some time on the beach with Jess. nevermind will have to re-book.
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Post by: JulieS on July 23, 2010, 02:42:16 pm
Get well soon WP and let's hope it's not too long before you get your trip away.   :)
Title: Re: Food poisoning?? i think not ------ Appendicitis!!!
Post by: Wizard on July 24, 2010, 08:21:00 am
Mornin WP Hello Jess Is Mummy back?You are not to tell her all the naughty things you and Daddy has been up to while she has been away.I don't know if Daddy is feeling up to a Park or seaside visit to day is he? Hello WP hope you are another step nearer to recovery pal I have had a word with Gary he seems to be coming along nicely.I have shouted at him quietly not to do to much to soon and you even more so Jess will snitch on ya if ya do :D Well its still not rained it is brilliant sun look out and the sky is the same as yesterday.Its the Steam Rally Weekend It's bound to pour with rain tomorrow I was hoping we might make today and tomorrow but we cannot go today I thought this may happen.It is best day tomorrow because the lads that are working today will be there tomorrow.Well thats how it's been other years.Now I do not know what the season is like in your corner but if they are ready Get Princess togged up in her thick jeans and wellie boots and go and pick brambles.They are on the turn here so they may well be fit at your place.I had an Email from a lady in Scotland and they areonly nicely in flower there where she lives but cannot wait to make that liqueur I posted.So see what you can do TTFN :farmer:
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Post by: WinslowPorker on July 24, 2010, 08:42:51 am
Morning Wiz, recoving well but still not allowed to drive or do anything which is really frustrating so no seaside visit this weekend! did drive earlier in the week and did not feel to clever at all so wont be doing it again for a few days.
Mrs WP is not home until Wednesday so we still have 4 more days of misbehaving ahead of us........... may try and get sis to take Jess & I into Milton Keynes toy shopping later!!
Is that the big steam rally at Lincoln or Peterborough? one of my neighbours opposite goes to them quite a lot, actually i think i recall driving past that show at the Lincoln showground? is it on the A15 or something heading north anyway.
The pick you own has emailed to say that they have all their brambles ready along with the garlic which last year i picked loads and strung em up like onions and they lasted us all year!
bit chillier here today and no sign of any sunshine, oh well probably means a roast dinner for tomorrow  :wave:
Title: Re: Food poisoning?? i think not ------ Appendicitis!!!
Post by: Wizard on July 24, 2010, 07:33:21 pm
You are right in your thinking but not quite The North Lincolnshire Vintage Steam Rally Used to be held on the Race cource Car Park at Brocklesby but has relocated at Winterton.Yes there is a Steam Rally on the Lincolnshire Show Ground and it is on the right hand of the A15 about 5 miles North of Lincoln Yes and you are right again in thinking there is one on the East of England Show Ground just off the A1 at Peterborough.
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Post by: Sandy on July 24, 2010, 11:30:40 pm
HOpe you are feeling better WP !!!
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Post by: WinslowPorker on July 25, 2010, 07:58:07 am
Still feel a little rotten which i am surprised about seeing as it is over a week now!! still sore on the main wound area around belly button as well  ??? b ut worst of all is the boredom, and knowing for at least another week maybe 2 i cannot do anything for fear of damaging stitches!

Oh well at least i have time to plan my next trip down to Cornwall

 :wave: