The Accidental Smallholder Forum
Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: sheila on June 22, 2010, 12:11:31 pm
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He Said To Me!
He said to me ........ I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got
nothing to put in it
I said to him ........ You wear pants don't you?
He said to me ................ Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I
sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart
He said to me...... What have you been doing with all the grocery money
I gave you?
I said to him ....... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me....... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .... They don't have time.
He said to me.... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
paper?
I said to him...... I don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and Good- looking?
I said to him...... They already have boyfriends.
He said.....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is
every night?
I said..... A widow.
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him....... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed.
Married women come home,
see what's in bed and go to the fridg
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;D ;D ;D ;D
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Very clever ;D ;D I always wonder why men cannot usualy find things on thier own, work a washing machine or change a loe role yet most positions of power are men ::)
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She also said more than a handful is a waste anyway! :o ??? :farmer: :wave:
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Are you are one of those Sandy who was surely disgruntled when a woman had the power Bring back Maggie YOU WOT.What did you think to George Osbourn today? :'( :farmer: :wave: